not really a hacker tis me!

okay, now if you find yourself in shark infested waters alone with a few things to defend yourself with there is only one way to survive, first swim around frantictly wave your hands as much as you can try to raise the speed of your heart beat and don’t forget to let some blood out.

when you have done this you will have attracted quite a few shark’s hopefully all of them in the area, do a quick head count (this is so you know how many sharks you have to defeat) if you are a highly ranked ninja like me, all you will have to do is dissapear and than your done (maybe leave a bomb behind, posion lotus is a good option) , if you are a shinobi in training you will have fend off the first wave of sharks, i recomend using a few shurikens, try using shadow windmil shurikens they tend to killl multiple attackers in one fawl swoup, saying you don’t happen to have a shuriken on you, wait for the sharks to attack, when the first one reaches you, grab it’s eye and rip it out, continue to kill the shark slowly.
all the other sharks will probably freak out when they see what you do to thier friend (or family memeber) this will buy you time to create a makeshift weapon with the bones of the ex-assilant
a spear or a tiger sword are very efficent in multiple speed killing and a nice shark skin now kill every shark in your sight do not let one escape, with your newly aquired weapon and shark skin in hand you will be ready for the second wave of sharks,before they come hide in the shark skin you just made, pretend to be dead, all the sharks of the second wave will be like “What the F*#k happened here!?” casualy swim up to them in your shark skin and string up a conversation with them, explain to them what happened and say that you werethe one to kill the human, if they ask how one pathetic human could kill so many sharks control your anger for a few seconds, than jump out of the sharks skin and bite the face of the shark your talking to all the sharks will be confused and in disarray hide in the crowd and say things like “woah what happened to your face (don’t wait for a reply) all the other shark wil laugh and be like hey yer what happened to your face ugly. continue to tease the shark but never let him know who is teasing him, after a while he will attack anyshark near him(shark are like that, sooo sensitive)
all the other shark will call him a loser and start to pick fights with him forgetting all about the human who killed all thier friends, two words “tiger sword” when they are all dead there wont even be a third wave because they would have been there teasing the ugly shark and you woulda killed them
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Hey people how are you the most amazing thing happened to me on the weekend, i was going outside to chop up this tree (earlier that week it fell on my back and pinned me to my fence), i walked outside to find that i only had socks on (sock actually) and started looking for some safe footwear, than i spotted it my shoe it was one of those cheapo brands, wavezone so don't worry about the cost. as i grab the shoe a frickin spider (black widow)

jumped on my finger, man i shit myself so i killed it and put it back in the shoe and all these other spiders came and ate him (i think) out of my shoe might I add.

i wasnt gonna put up with this so i grabbed some metho and poured it in MY shoe not the spiders, it was mine.

than i chucked in a match and taadaa the whole frickin shoe went up in flames man did those spiders freak out (lucky they didnt have a mirror, they woulda flipped out if they saw themselves) anywho that was my off topic

blogging is boring it has no real meaning, i hates it.

i mean com'on why do people write stuff on the net to help each other? thats what books are for, what happened to the good old days when if you wanted to tell someone something long distances you would write them a letter (not that i was around back than, but i still miss it) many of a time i have sat in class thinking about why internet has taken over and how the world is changing so fast (wait up for me!), thats probably why im failing in I.T, but im gonna try pass it anyway back to work for me